The Nose Attachments Pack™
Swap on the right tool and smash through stubborn clogs, hardened buildup, and whatever else your tank throws at you.
Swap on the right tool and smash through stubborn clogs, hardened buildup, and whatever else your tank throws at you.
When things have gone too far, this over-the-top lineup brings maximum destruction to the toughest tank nightmares.
From first strike to final rinse, this all-in-one arsenal breaks it up, blasts it loose, and leaves your tank clean and clear.
Welcome to the world’s most questionable arcade game. A retro 8-bit battlefield where rogue turds drift like asteroids and your mission is simple: blast, rack up points, and clear the tank. Every hit triggers satisfying sound effects, combos stack fast, and suddenly you’re chasing a high score you never expected to care about. It’s fast, fun, and dangerously addictive.
While you’re busy saving the galaxy (or your dignity), the Assteroids Blaster® sub is cruising through the murky depths, targeting waste and buildup with precision. Attachments go to work, breaking down solids and toilet paper into liquified, free-flowing material. Clogs don’t stand a chance. Sensors clear up. The tank resets to smooth, drama-free operation. No chaos. Just clean results.
Okay, you got us.
As much as we’d all love to pilot a tiny brown submarine through the depths of our black tank like some kind of high-stakes arcade hero, the Assteroids Blaster RV Black Tank Turd Blaster Sub isn’t hitting shelves just yet.
But here’s the good news: you don’t actually need a game controller to win. RV Digest-It Ultra does the dirty work for you, using powerful bacteria to break down waste, eliminate odors, and keep your tanks flowing. So while it may not come with sound effects or a leaderboard… it does deliver a flawless victory where it counts.
Grab RV Digest-It Ultra (and anything else sitewide) for 10% Off with coupon code: APRIL10. Expires April 2nd!
Okay, you got us.
As much as we’d all love to pilot a tiny brown submarine through the depths of our black tank like some kind of high-stakes arcade hero, the Assteroids Blaster RV Black Tank Turd Blaster Sub isn’t hitting shelves just yet.
But here’s the good news: you don’t actually need a game controller to win. RV Digest-It Ultra does the dirty work for you, using powerful bacteria to break down waste, eliminate odors, and keep your tanks flowing. So while it may not come with sound effects or a leaderboard… it does deliver a flawless victory where it counts.
Grab RV Digest-It Ultra (and anything else sitewide) for 10% Off with coupon code: APRIL10. Expires April 2nd!
